Posted by: xph03nix | August 16, 2011

five bottles of shampoo, the king blues…

She pushed in before me in the supermarket queue,
Pretending not to see me in that way women do,
She put on the counter some milk and bread, too,
Then she pulled out five different bottles of shampoo.
And I thought to myself ‘I will never understand women…’
And I hear some of you saying, ‘But all men are the same,
They’re all ruled by their dicks.’
That’s true of some, but not all,
don’t point that finger so quick.

There’s some though in the clubs,
Pinching girls arses, being intimidating with obscene passes,
She’s a goddess, you can tell when she dances,
You shout ‘Slag!’ when she rejects your advances,
It’s like you’ve got no belief in yourself,
Or you ain’t got the balls to just talk to a girl,
So every time, after six beers, your aim of the night’s to reduce her to tears,
When she chats to me, you spit and shout ‘Whore!’
Well it is written in the art of war,
To fight only the battles you can win.
But I will defend your honour til they kick my face in,
You can scrape me up bruised and battered off the floor,
Integrity is what black eyes were invented for.

So down with the dictatorship
That’s so cock-sure
They use rape as a weapon of war,
Down with the man who thinks it’s okay to give his wife a punch,
Down with the judge who says it weren’t rape cuz she was drunk,
To pro-lifers, be a doctor, foster a kid…
That’s how you make it possible for people to live,
But don’t you dare tell women what they can and can’t do,
When it was a woman that gave life to you.
Yes, I’m a man, I guess a typical one,
But I ain’t afraid to say I think all women are beautiful and strong,
Too fat, too thin, that’s just media spin,
you look best when you’re comfortable in your own skin,
So I’m sorry if you feel undue,
The truth be known, I’m in awe of you,
You’re a giver of life,
And a warrior too,
So do you really need FIVE different bottles of shampoo..?


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